The retard express

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  The retard express

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  Family Orgy Time! :D

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  mustang sallyyy

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  HEY YOU GUYS!!

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  the mom looks like Ben Stiller lol

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  Aww, this guy got a tattoo of his kids hanging out with Jerry Cantrell

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  this is just sick :DDDD

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  Why some people shouldn't procreate.

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  SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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  You better NEVER get a divorce! Really, this would be a hard one to cover!

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  So *that's* what he did before the Goonies..!

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  The mom looks like joe camel.

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  what if they have more kids...where will the new ones fit?

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  The one in the middle looks like Jerry Van Dyke!

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  Dammit Mom I told y ou not to get drunk and get a Tat

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  Did I do that?

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  win.

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  Maybe the tattoo artist slipped...for like 10hours.

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  Commemorating the night Babysitter Stephie was gang-raped by 2 kids with Down-Syndrome. Were they tried as adults, or released due to Mental Defect? Is this tattoo really what the psychologist had in mind when she referred Stephie to Art Therapy?

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  how do we know if this just isn't a good portrait tattoo of ugly people!

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  thats one way to go for family portrait

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  *ding ding* here comes the shitmobile

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  COME ON!.... RIDE THAT HORSE!!!!!

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  You don't know if his family might actually look like this!

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  Oh dear....

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  Is that the kid from Pagemaster to the right? Recaptcha is junkie Allen. I laughed.

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  I like how the tattoo artist got the bags under the mothers eyes. Looks like real white trash!!

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  "Kathy Griffon at home."

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  suggestive?

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  I am pretty sure he put the stencil on while he was laying down, so that when he stood up all his fat dropped and melted his entire family. Thats the Grade E meat from Mcdonalds for ya.. (thats lower than dog meat if any of you people wanted to know...)

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  Mommies elbows are going to get farther and farther apart as this guy gets fatter.

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  hahaha pmsl at the retard express comment

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  wow.thats just plain ugly.

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  guess a picture frame for the portrait was too expensive to buy....

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  I am pretty sure he put the stencil on while he was laying down, so that when he stood up all his fat dropped and melted his entire family. Thats the Grade E meat from Mcdonalds for ya.. (thats lower than dog meat if any of you people wanted to know...)

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  redneck family .

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  This is the priest at the church of scientology.

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  toot toooot

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  ::Gasp:: What if she has another kid?

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  Such an attractive family.