It's a paradox - this tattoo is actually on the shaft of his dong.

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  It's a paradox - this tattoo is actually on the shaft of his dong.

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  i before e except after c...... right??? if you're gonna tattoo wiener on you, it should be spelled right...

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  The golden rule is "Show - don't tell"...

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  lost a bet?

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  Joi Nguyen: I heard that this means "Courage and Patience" in English!

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  From then on, Becky never got hit on at the bar again.

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  Tattooist's one word.... REVENGE

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  It's a grower not a shower

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  Maybe he owns a really small dachsund?

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  People spell it both ways, 'wiener' and 'weiner.' It should be ie though if you're going from the German word it came from (which is a man from Vienna).

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  hey, at least your honest.

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  this is Steve-o's tatto from Jackass and Wildboyz on MTV!!!

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  you and me both brother

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  Ah, so he has a small son named Weiner? But won't that be useless in 10 years?

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  Wait what is under his thumb?? there is more Tat there, right?? Hmmm

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  So... I'm thinking if you fail a breathalyser, you shouldn't be allowed in a tattoo parlor...